Vacation Time!

Jul 092010

We WAAAAH! -ers are all on a short vacation and will return toward the end of August.

However, in order to satisfy your cravings we have made certain that all our links are current.

Thanks for all the whining!

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Who's Your Daddy?

Jun 092010

One day a year we celebrate Father’s Day; ties, coffee mugs, thongs … the usual.

Why?

Because he’s your daddy.

But, do you know who your father is?

Who he REALLY is?

These are some of the things he did for you (besides possibly providing your mother his seed)

• showed off his new baby

• took pictures of you

• changed your diaper (unless your father is Donald Trump)

• wiped your ass

• read you stories

• picked up your shit

• made things especially for you

• showed you cool stuff

• taught you tricks he knew

• went to your functions

• drove you places you wanted to go

• fixed things

• bought you stuff

• cooked

• cleaned

• laughed

and all of it because he loves you.

No matter his beliefs or his body type, he is best thanked with a great big WAAAAH!

(cause that’s how he remembers you)

Happy Father’s Day

Dad, Papa, Pops, Daddy, Poppy, Pa, Old Man, Coot or however else you are thought of.

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Commencement

May 152010

This is the time of year when students commence.

Think of it, about two million people are beginning a new phase of their lives in the next weeks that may not become completely apparent to them until several years into the future. And that’s just from American colleges. There are actually twice that number moving on from high school, and another million from home schooling.

Whew! Now what?

maybe this

↓

Society formally graduates them into a new step, one no longer significantly determined or overshadowed by their families. In some ways they are still needful and in most others, they are confident, determined and consumed with cautiously happy anticipation.

What will they do? maybe that

→

How will they change?
Are they scared?
Are they ready?

As they go out and change the world, they all have just a touch of uncertainty (yes, even blowhard assholes, who act like they already know everything and can do anything). This is something we others are all profoundly aware of, and thankfully it can be relieved with your delightful gift of WAAAAH! A gift certain to show your empathy (and maybe just a little jealousy).

Commence to show the newly commenced that you understand their deep inner anxieties, and allow them the freedom of expressing angst without giving away the ending.

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Be a Terrible Two for Mother's Day

Apr 242010

MaWaaaah - not just a town in New Jersey.

Thanking our Mothers is the right and proper thing, and although this should be an ongoing endeavor, often we fail to do so. Now you can show true love by providing your favorite Mother a memory of exactly what you were like when you two.

“Ah yes,” she will recall, “you actually WERE a stinking shit” – well some of the time, anyway.

Bring a warm smile to her (and the entire family or neighborhood) by wearing WAAAAH! or by giving it to her for those “memory days.”

Could she use a T-shirt or fresh new apron? Maybe a set of stamps to send you those letters you love to get.

She may even forgive you for that crayon episode, although we make no guarantees.

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Travel in Style: Urdu your WAAAAH!

Mar 132010

WAAAAH-not?

It is well known that those of us who speak Urdu feel WAAAAH! just as often and just as hard as English speakers.

You probably already know that Urdu is the 4th most widespread language in the world.

With a glimpse of you in an Urdu WAAAAH! t-shirt, you can relate to about 200 million people – an enormous part of the world’s population – who may finally understand you at the deepest levels.

India – Pakistan – Fiji – Burma (Myanmar) – we all WAAAAH!

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Going Postal in a Personal Way

Mar 042010

How many times have we sent off those dreaded yet necessary mail-of-snail payments, wishing that there could be a reasonable way to show our objection?